Packers Tom Crabtree is Not Happy

But, the show must go on...

I just got done talking to Tom Crabtree and he's pretty hurt right now. I had to tell him that it sounded like about five people read the book "Area 51" for his meaningful and personal project tonight, "Tree's Reads."

Like most NFL stars, Crabtree is on a mission. A mission to get busy people to read super lengthy books and then all get together at one time and talk about the contents. It's a noble cause, and rest assured Crabtree is deeply torn by the lack of participation by what are usually considered to be the best fans in all of sports.

Tom had to take pause as he weighed his options on either canceling or modifying tonights "Tree's Reads" in leu of his pain he was feeling towards those that so blatantly snubbed him.

That being said, after several hours of waiting for an answer, Crabtree did indeed confirm that he will not be holding "Tree's Reads" this evening at CHTV.

He apologizes to those that read the book, and each person that can prove they made it through the manuscript tonight, will receive a special signed "Tom Crabtree Certificate of Achievement."

Since many of you faithful Crabtree followers had tonight slated as a big night on your calendar, we will instead be holding an alternative event.

That's right, Tom understands that we all can't be Super Bowl Champions. He feels for those fans that may not have it in them to make the extra effort for that clock killing first down.

Tom knows we all can't be as amazing as he his.

At least that's what he told me.

So tonight, Cheesehead TV is proud to welcome all Packer fans to a Tom Crabtree FREE-FOR-ALL chat.

You want to talk to Tom?

Do you want to ask the tough questions without being over moderated like other live chats?

Perhaps you've just been waiting a lifetime to tell Tom that you think he's a loser?

If so, tonight's your night: 8-9 p.m. right here at Cheesehead TV.

Be there.

Special unmoderated panelist access will be given to anyone who actually read the book.

If you would like to join the event via Twitter, please use the hashtags #cheeseheadtv or #TomCrabtree

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PackersRS's picture

June 08, 2011 at 02:09 pm

Sorry, Tom. I don't do reading. Make it into a film club (comedy films only) and I'm in. Let's discuss the social satire of Home Alone 2.

But I'll be there for the chat (possibly). And my first question will be: Regarding the green mohawk, does the carpet match the drapes?

I kid, I kid.

I'll have some hard-hitting, serious question for Tom by then (not like Packer Transplants had for Roger Goodell. BOOM).

(I love you guys please don't ban me)

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PackerAaron's picture

June 08, 2011 at 02:47 pm

You're just lucky I didn't ask him "Brats or burgers?"

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alfredomartinez's picture

June 08, 2011 at 03:25 pm

this whole post is clearly a major side effect from this whole goddamn lockout...

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Ceallaigh's picture

June 08, 2011 at 04:46 pm

So do I get partial credit for reading part of it before the husband stole it and started reading it and my kids ate my brain? I read more than the preface!

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