We Love Greg Jennings
It is no secret that I have a man-crush on Greg Jennings. Regardless of the forum I own or join, I always start "The Official We Love Greg Jennings Thread."
The love of Greg runs deep, and I hope this post makes it to Greg's homepage. Packer fans have contributed to this topic thousands of times in various places. So many, I can't list them all.
Although hundreds of posts have been lost, here are some of my favorite quotes.
"Greg."
"True story: Greg Jennings was banned from competitive bull riding after a 2006 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee, Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning."
"Greg Jennings is so studly that I'm starting him on my fantasy team during the bye week."
"Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Greg Jennings pajamas."
"Greg Jennings does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move."
"Greg Jennings puts the laughter in man-slaughter."
"Greg Jennings maintains a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants."
"Greg Jennings can eat just one."
"WWGD?"
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Greg Jennings."
"Greg Jennings can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds."
"When you open a can of whoop-ass, Greg Jennings jumps out."
"Only Greg Jennings can prevent forest fires."
"Greg Jennings never has to bring a basketball to the gym. He carries two around as it is."
"Greg Jennings doesn't tea-bag he potato sacks."
"When Greg Jennings falls in water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Greg Jennings."
"Greg Jennings can divide by zero."
"In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be Greg Jennings."
Of course there is the occasional picture as well:
Bobble-Head Greg
Declaration of Greg
Dual Sport Athlete
Greg in the Square
Greg for President
I Want YOU
Proven Facts
Honestly, I could go on and on for days. For every post here there are hundreds more just like it.
Feel free to leave your own Greg Jennings factoid below.
"The Official - We Love Greg Jennings Comment Section"
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Comments (25)
February 20, 2009 at 08:14 am
Greg Jennings once killed a man with his bear hands, just to watch him die.
(I'm sorry, but I love that...)
February 20, 2009 at 08:27 am
M&M's dont melt in Greg Jennings hands
February 20, 2009 at 08:44 am
Greg Jennings doesn't use pick up lines. He simply points to a woman he likes and says, "You."
February 20, 2009 at 08:50 am
Greg Jennings flosses with barbed wire
February 20, 2009 at 08:51 am
When Greg Jennings looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Greg Jennings.
February 20, 2009 at 08:52 am
Greg Jennings can put toothpaste back into the tube
February 20, 2009 at 08:58 am
Greg Jennings can divide by 0.
Alex Tallitsch
February 20, 2009 at 09:33 am
"Greg Jennings once killed a man with his bear hands, just to watch him die."
That was meant to be in there--missed it.
Greg Jennings squeezes the Charmin.
February 20, 2009 at 11:17 am
Chuck Norris was irritated that Greg Jennings was stealing his attributes, but then realized they were all applicable and said nothing out of respect. Respect mingled with fear.
Donald Driver smiled at how cute this all is, and then quietly went back to being "Overlord of All He Sees" (He was not given this name....he took it.)
February 20, 2009 at 01:43 pm
Greg showed Moses a trick or two about the Red Sea.
February 20, 2009 at 07:53 pm
http://i521.photobucket.com/albums/w335/IMidwestIM/l-1.jpg
Alex Tallitsch
February 20, 2009 at 08:21 pm
That's what they call a gem IronMan.
Alex Tallitsch
February 20, 2009 at 08:58 pm
At Christmas Santa leaves cookies for Greg Jennings.
February 21, 2009 at 04:42 pm
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Greg Jennings
February 24, 2009 at 04:49 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuRjuhCORig
February 24, 2009 at 10:50 am
http://i521.photobucket.com/albums/w335/IMidwestIM/IMG_0186.jpg
http://i521.photobucket.com/albums/w335/IMidwestIM/IMG_0230.jpg
Alex Tallitsch
March 10, 2009 at 07:39 am
Greg doesn't blow out the candles on his cake. He eats them while they're burning.
On Gregs' birthday he randomly selects one child to toss into the sun. Sorry, kids.
Jennings doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Greg Jennings can slam a revolving door.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Gregs' computer. Greg is always in control.
Greg once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Jennings doesn't churn butter he kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.
March 24, 2009 at 04:06 pm
When Greg Jennings plays Monopoly, it affects actual world economy.
April 08, 2009 at 12:01 am
I found this last year at another forum:
Posted by echolmberg:
I just wanted to relay something that happened over the weekend at my 5 year old little girl's birthday party. My wife and I threw a bowling party for our little girl who turned 5. We were at the bowling alley in Howard on Lime Kiln right next to the new Shopko. Leave it to my 12 year old nephew to recognize Greg Jennings who was there with his wife and child as well. Heck I couldn't recognize ANY football player unless he was in full uniform with their name on their back! Anyway, my brother-in-law, his two boys, my daughter and I went up to Mr. Jennings and politely asked if he could sign my little girl's bowling pin. The next thing I knew, Mr. Jennings was smiling and talking with the kids and posing for pictures and giving my 12 year old nephew some football tips and he wished my little girl a happy birthday! Greg Jennings has got to be one of, no, THE nicest celebrity I've ever met! The part that just got to me the most was how unhurried he was and how genuine he seemed when he was smiling and talking to my two nephews and my daughter. I think it's safe to say that from this day on, Greg Jennings will always be my favorite NFL player. God bless you for your kindness.
April 28, 2009 at 10:39 am
I youtube greg jennings clowning all over the lions about 8 times a day.
April 28, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Greg Jennings can out drink Bill Brasky.
May 23, 2009 at 04:37 pm
Greg Jennings once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
May 23, 2009 at 06:32 pm
In the first day, God said: "Let there be light!". Greg Jennings said: "Ask please".
May 23, 2009 at 06:33 pm
In the first day, God said: "Let there be light!". Chuck Norris said: "Ask please". Greg Jennings said: "Shut up and turn on the lights, cause Jay Cutler can't sleep with the lights out!"
June 13, 2009 at 11:00 am
From VinceLambeauStarr at another forum:
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2185/jesuslol.jpg