Yeah, I know I've been gone a couple of days. So for the two people that actually come here I apologize. Anyway, here's some frickin' Green Bay Packers news and some other stuff. Think I'll go Sesame Street.

Here's the world according to the Packers. I'll let you fill in the inferences.

Now I Know My ABC's

A:  Anthony Toribio should be a guy you should really rooting for right now. If he sucks, and the ball bounces funny, we're in a world of hurt.

B: 'Bustin Justin should be on that list too, because moving the Big Grease (double letter bonus) to NT if needed looks a lot less likely.

C: Codeine and Cocaine. The reason A and B are now so important.

D: Dude, I just saw that guy get robbed of a perfect game. Wow.

E: Even I could have made that call.

F: Flanagan was around today. He looks small.

G: Giacomini punched Brad Jones in the face today and then like 20 dudes got into it. Awesome.

H: How on earth is Jordy Nelson still taking kickoffs? Seriously, you can't do that.

I: If i could punch one guy in the face, it would be this guy.

J: Jennings dropped a ball he shouldn't have today. He also made an incredible grab. Can we meet in the middle?

K: Supposedly Kevin Greene was praising the heck out of Brad Jones.

L: Looks like Sam Shields was returning punts today. I guarantee I will never root harder for a guy than I will for Sam this year.

M: My recollection may be clouded but didn't Jersey Al coin TGIF (thank god it's Finley).

N: Nagler, I'm disappointed in you. I think we are the point where we don't take offense to these things, but you are letting #27 walk all over you. Don't eat your pride for an interview. He said you looked like a pedophile.

O: Oh was it nice to hear that Burnett looked like a bonafide player. I won't judge till they are in pads, but the man with hoes better beware.

P: Please stop talking about additions to the OLB crew. K thanks.

Q: Quit sending me two sentence articles too.

R: Ryan Pickett is a true professional.

S: Say what you will, but the great leash debate was awesome.

T: Ted Thompson may have fixed the punting problem. It sounds like both guys have some hang time.

U: Underwood is going to surprise some people.

V: Vehemently disagree with anyone who thinks I'm lame.

W: Will Blackmon is a turbo douche.

X: Xanax would be a good idea for me before Twitter arguments.

Y: You should comment on this article.

Z: Zeppelin will close out this semi-Packer related post.

Now I know my ABC's. Discuss.