Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Vikings Jokes
Laughing at the Vikings
When the Packers first played the Bears this year, I entertained myself by searching the internet for Bears jokes. As the Vikings organization becomes more comical on a daily basis, I thought I'd do the same for them. What follows is a list of jokes I found; add more to share and we can all laugh at the Vikings.
Q: How many Vikings does it take to win a SuperBowl?
A: Nobody knows!
Q: What does a wreck car and the Vikings have in common?
A: Neither has a title!!
I've heard the Vikings have set up a crisis line to explain their recent lack of Super Bowl success.
For those wanting to call, the phone number is 1-800-10-10-10.
Again, that number is 1-800-won nothing-won nothing-won nothing.
Q. What do the MN Vikings & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 40,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ!"
Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The MN Vikings.
Comments (15)
November 16, 2010 at 10:13 am
Lol, very nice!
November 16, 2010 at 10:19 am
Q. Why doesn't Iowa have an NFL team?
A. Because Minnesota would want one to!
November 16, 2010 at 02:52 pm
Best joke I ever heard.
Q: Why do the Vikings play in a dome?
A: They suck so much, even God doesn't want to watch them play.
November 16, 2010 at 08:30 pm
Here's a good one...
Q - Why do the queens slurp giant horse schlong?
A- Because they're a bunch of god damn losers.
Hahaha, I just made that up on the fly! No seriously, I did.
GBP 4 LIFE
Jayme Snowden
November 16, 2010 at 08:35 pm
I LOVE IT!
November 18, 2010 at 09:30 am
Have you heard the about the new Vikings cellphone?
Apparently, all it does is vibrate...it has NO RING :)
November 18, 2010 at 04:51 pm
Q. What did the Vikings' player say when he got to the ball?
A. [*gagging noise*]
November 22, 2010 at 02:12 pm
Q: What are the Vikings doing after they won the Super Bowl?
A: They turn of the PlayStation.
November 06, 2012 at 03:18 pm
vikings suck ass
November 23, 2010 at 06:22 pm
Q. What do you call a MN Viking with a Super Bowl Ring?
A. A theif!
November 30, 2010 at 07:46 pm
My favorite is, What's the difference between Linda LoveLace and the Vikings?
Linda doesn't choke on the big one.
January 07, 2011 at 04:56 pm
What do the MN Vikings have in common with Viagra?
They're both small, purple and for old men who rarely get lucky! :)
LOL
i just made that up! i really didn't hear it anywhere
February 20, 2013 at 03:03 pm
Q: How do you keep the viqueens out of your yard
A: put up a goal post
Q: whats the difference between a dollar bill and the viqueens
A: you can get 4 quarters out of the dollar bill
Q: Why do viqueens fans put their season tickets on their dashboards
A: so they can park in handicapped spots
Q: Why can't the viqueens eat cereal
A: every time they get to close to a bowl they choke
Q: whats the difference between the viqueens and cheerios
A: cheerios belong in the bowl
Q: what do the viqueens and opossums have in common
A: they get killed on the road
Q:where do you go if theres a tornado
A: the met radome they never get a touchdown there
Q: how do you stop a viqueen fan from beating his wife
A: dress her in green and yellow
Q:What is the difference between a carp and a viqueen fan
A: one is a bottom feeding scum sucker the other one is a fish
Q:What do you call a viqueen in the super bowl
A: a ref
Q: why can't the vikings have an official website
A: they can't string 3 W's together
Q:Why doesn't duluth have a pro football team
A:because then minnesota would want one too
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