1. Al Harris will have a robotic knee installed and play for ten more years.
2. Jarrett Bush reminds me of a girl I once knew named Mona.
3. If the Packers would actually sign a big name free agent I would crap my shorts.
4. When Ted Thompson goes shopping, he always brings coupons.
5. Aaron Rodgers got at least three broads when he simply entered the room last weekend.
6. According to reports, Justin Harrell will be fat and lazy this season.
7. I'll be amazed if the Packers ever have women on the sidelines during games.
8. Aaron Nagler is quite a twitter douche especially when he is awake.
9. My favorite thing to do on Packer Sunday is win.
10. If ther was one signing I could totally get on board with it definitely would be Julius Peppers.

1. Al Harris will get hoes? No, that's Bigby. Al Harris will return by the 5th game the later and be an impact player.

2. Jarrett Bush reminds me of a cheaper Ahmah Carroll (what I really wanted to post is too disgusting/expletive to be posted).

3. If the Packers won the SB I would get a Packers tattoo and drink my way to the E.R.

4. When Ted Thompson goes to sleep he always have his eyes open.

5. Aaron Rodgers got laid when he went to the dentist last weekend.

6. According to reports, Justin Harrell will surprise everyone this year! By being even more hurt than he already is.

7. I’ll be amazed if the Packers move up during draft day.

8. Aaron Nagler is quite a Corey's friend especially when he's next to Corey.

9. My favorite thing to do on Packer Sunday is shart? No, that's Barnett. It's to watch the Packers win, of course.

10. If there was one cut I could totally aprove it would definitely be Jarrett Bush. Cut him already, TT!

It's gonna take a 'another' SB for you to get some GBP ink?

1. Al Harris will be the saviour of our secondary. God I miss the guy!
2. Jarrett Bush reminds me of a really, really stupid person.
3. If the Packers don't get back to the NFC Championship game next season I would be extremely shocked.
4. When Ted Thompson goes "poopy" he always pumps his fists and shouts "TOUCHDOWN!"
5. Aaron Rodgers got his revenge when he went to pay Favre a little visit last weekend.
6. According to reports Justin Harrell will be on the bench for another fucking season.
7. I'll be amazed if the Packers quickly re sign anyone during the off season
8. Aron Nagler is quite the little pervert especially when anywhere near a ladies bathroom.
9. My favorite thing to do on Packer Sunday is to CHILL!
10. If there was one player I could totally trust to give his for the Green and Gold every single game it would definately be C. Montgomery Woodson.

@3- there's optimism!

1. Al Harris will ____shave his head_____.

2. Jarrett Bush reminds me of a __________a very poor CB____.

3. If the Packers ______sucked as much as the Bears_____ I would ______not be happy_____.

4. When Ted Thompson goes _____out____ he always ______gets laid_____.

5. Aaron Rodgers got ____a BJ____ when he _____went out_____ last weekend.

6. According to reports, Justin Harrell will _________be a HOF'R______.

7. I’ll be amazed if the Packers ____don't go undefeated_____ during ______the rest of my lifetime_____.

8. Aaron Nagler is quite a _____paperboy______ especially when _____sporting his paperboy hat______.

9. My favorite thing to do on Packer Sunday is _____enjoy a W_________.

10. If there was one ____HO_____ I could totally _____fluck______ it would definitely be _____Jeremiah Johnsons' MOM_______.

GBP 4 LIFE

Rodgers and Raji are best pals, huh?

1. Al Harris will play until his heart has to be removed.

2. Jarrett Bush reminds me of a chicken with it's head cut off.

3. If the Packers lose Aaron Rodgers, I will not say a word or acknowledge anyone for a year.

4. Can't think of anything funny for this one right now.

5. Aaron Rodgers got cheapshotted when he got hit.

6. According to reports, Justin Harrell is, for some reason, still my starter in Madden.

7. I'll be amazed if the Packers don't win the SB next year.

8. Aaron Nagler is quite proud when Corey builds new Pack sites for him.

9. My favorite thing to do on Packer Sunday is listen to my dad rant about the Pack's general innability to tackle.

10. If there was one Packer thing I could do, it would be seeing them live in the Superbowl.

Go Pack Go!

Your father is a wise man. If there's one thing I cannot stand is poor tackling. And poor receiving. But mainly poor tackling. And penalties.

I like this game...

1. Al Harris will have to bite a lot of towels to get back on the field.

2. Jarrett Bush reminds me of the little kid you would never let play when you and your friends had a game going.

3. If the Packers hired me to replace Ted Thompson I would gladly accept the job.

4. When Ted Thompson goes wee-wee he always keeps his legs crossed.

5. Aaron Rodgers got green with envy when he watched the Super Bowl last weekend.

6. According to reports, Justin Harrell will eventually stop stealing the Packers' money.

7. I’ll be amazed if the Packers empty their wallets during free agency.

8. Aaron Nagler is quite entertaining especially when he's making snarky comments.

9. My favorite thing to do on Packer Sunday is celebrate a win.

10. If there was one person I could totally choose to meet it would definitely be Bart Starr.

Jersey Al for GM? Is that what we're hearing?

First you steal his picture, and now his job? Have you no heart, Mr. Bracco???

1. Al Harris will start producing an educational podcast on the fine art of jumping rope.
2. Jarrett Bush reminds me of a guy who used to play football for the Pack.
3. If the Packers sign a punter I would buy the jersey.
4. When Ted Thompson goes clubbing he always starts a breakin war.
5. Aaron Rodgers got a run in his stockings when he was dressing as a woman last weekend.
6. According to reports, Justin Harrell will take a red shirt year.
7. I’ll be amazed if the Packers pick up a dynamic return guy during the offseason.
8. Aaron Nagler is quite a swell fella especially when it's either daytime or nighttime.
9. My favorite thing to do on Packer Sunday is call a cab after the win.
10. If there was one player I could totally bring out of retirement it would definitely be Gilbert Brown.

I like number 3. That would be a shirt worth buying...

#5 = B-E-A-T-D-O-W-N... for you.

WTF DOG???

A-Rod slays more 'tang than you could ever imagine!

Not funny.

You must have #12 confused with that double chinned diabetic in Chi-town, G-E-T... I-T... S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T!

My Peeps' call my 'Captain Backhand", Leader of the "Slap-A-Ho" tribe... Check Yo-self Fool.

GBP 4 LIFE

1. Al Harris will endure forever.

2. Jarrett Bush reminds me of a dozen defensive plays I want to forget from last season.

3. If the Packers developed a strong offensive line, I would dance in the streets.

4. When Ted Thompson goes to free agents he always looks but rarely buys.

5. Aaron Rodgers got laid when he didn’t even try last weekend.

6. According to reports, Justin Harrell will play some football this year, but I don’t recommend holding your breath.

7. I’ll be amazed if the Packers fire that damned high school O-line coach and replace him with someone gifted during the offseason.

8. Aaron Nagler is quite a tough guy, especially when dispatching trolls like Pack 66.

9. My favorite thing to do on Packer Sunday is… grade papers? WTF? Whaddya THINK I like to do on Packer Sunday? And rub it in that the next Packer Sunday is over six months away, why don’t you?

10. If there was one wish I could totally be granted, it would definitely be to have been a Green Bay Packer who played in the Ice Bowl.

Aaron's pretty good at taking on trolls, but I just wish he would ban them so he wouldn't have to do it.

Go Pack Go!

1. Al Harris will arrive like a dreadlock ghost cavalry just in time.

2. Jarrett Bush reminds me of a leaky DB (douche bag). . .

3. If the Packers beat Brent -twice- I would gloat like a pig all year.

4. When Ted Thompson goes home he always looks for a dead dog on his doorstep.

5. Aaron Rodgers got a late hit when he passed the bong last weekend.

6. According to reports, Justin Harrell will be ready to play on week one. The unnamed sources, as usual, will be wrong.

7. I’ll be amazed if the Packers sign an impact guy during free agency.

8. Aaron Nagler is quite a snarkmeister especially when addressing the 'legit' press.

9. My favorite thing to do on Packer Sunday is mentally replaying -again and again- my favorite plays after a packer win. Conversely, my least favorite thing to do is replay -again and again- the plays that could have won the game, after a loss.

10. If there was one set of three wishes I could totally be granted by the football gods it would definitely be two wins over the viQueens, and one in the superbowl.

This was fun. Thanks.

Regarding #9...

Unfortunately, I think we may have something in common ( I don't know about you, but I gotta learn to get over the "woulda, coulda, shoulda).

Let me guess... Are you still getting cold sweats @ 3:00 A.M. thinking about the "Walk off' that never happened @ Arizona??? Me too!

First play of O.T. and on to the 2nd round... with that offense who knows what we'd be talking about right now (I think we coulda "OUTSCORED" anybody for one game).

We'll be back... STRONGER!

GBP 4 LIFE

1. Al Harris will retire, realizing that he was never more than mediocre at best.

2. Jarrett Bush reminds me of George W. Bush.

3. If the Packers were move to Kiln, Mississippi I would laugh my ass off.

4. When Ted Thompson goes to church, he always prays for a new job where he doesn't have to deal with cheeseheads.

5. Aaron Rodgers got laughed at when he went to work at a grocery store last weekend and got "sacked".

6. According to reports, Justin Harrell will have been the best Packers draft pick for decades to come.

7. I’ll be amazed if the Packers do better than NFCN 3rd place during the next season..or the rest of this decade.

8. Aaron Nagler is quite a ___________ especially when ___________.
Aaron Nagler?.....an Alex wannabe perhaps?

9. My favorite thing to do on Packer Sunday is watch the Vikings kick some Packers ass..twice a year.

10. If there was one deal I could totally agree with, it would definitely be for the Packers to be acquired by the Al Davis/Jerry Jones consortium.

Stupid,

So what are the queens gonna offer for Harrell? Two#1's and a #2? You 'Dumpster diving' D-bags are always good for a laugh... Thanks!

Just curious???

How are you enjoying your FIRST "L-O-M-B-A-R-D-I" that Brent got you??? HAHAHA...

You were put here to amuse me, carry on... SCRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB!

Oh yeah, you wear PURPLE... IN PUBLIC.... And you're not a 7 year old girl. AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!

Do you sleep in Unicorn 'Jameez' too? HAHAHA, I can't even imagine... God Bless You!

GBP 4 LIFE

FITZCORE1252......

Over the years I have come to know some very good Packers fans, Alex, Ironman, Greg C. and many others. Dedicated, knowledgeable, intelligent and able to exchange some friendly banter.

But every once and awhile, someone like yourself appears and provides proof-positive that every fan base has it's share of "intellectually challenged" people.
Your lack of verbal prowess is exceeded only by your midget-minded mentality.

One word of advice, don't lose any sleep over waiting for Mensa to give you a call....ain't gonna happen boyo.