From Packer Palace:
http://www.packerpalace.com/blog/2008_06_01_archives.html#5268931153021371366The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
Your old job was interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor can find traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth