I found this on
http://www.packerpalace.com/index2.html. Courtesy of Beer Kid.
Wisconsin Temperature Conversion Chart...
60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats. Wisconsin people sunbathe.
50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Wisconsin people plant gardens.
40 above - Italian cars won't start. Wisconsin people drive with the windows down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes. Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Wisconsin people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
15 above - New York landlords finally turn on the heat. Wisconsin people throw on a sweatshirt.
0 - Californians fly away to Mexico. Wisconsin people lick a flagpole.
20 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Wisconsin people get out their winter coats.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Wisconsin's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
60 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica. Wisconsin's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Wisconsin people rent some videos.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Wisconsin people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Wisconsin cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Wisconsin people start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over. The Minnesota Vikings finally win the Super Bowl.