The Amish Farmer

[packercorey]

Thanks to my cousin Dennis for this one.

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond.
The Amishman shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Viking's fan, I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Amishman says: "Use two hands,.You'll get more!"
 

[Michalo]

  This is funny...