Did everyone make it through The Rapture?

I'm not sure that anyone else from the Lounge is still out there. Last I heard Alex had fortified his home defenses against the impending zombie takeover, while Jayme had joined forces with an ally in the battle. But that was hours ago, and no one has heard from them since.

Could it be that I am the only one left? For the sake of the Lounge, let's hope not.

And what about all of the Packers? Has anyone seen or heard from any of the players? Aaron Rodgers had something to say about it just a few hours ago, but I'm guessing he was smart enough to put the belt on to thwart away any attacks. Plus, he's in California, so there are already zombies walking around all the time.Would he know the difference?

Any other players have anything to say? Greg Jennings hasn't been heard from since yesterday. Tom Crabtree wished everyone well then headed off to a secret location, presumably to join forces with others against the fight. Thankfully Nick Barnett was around to speak the truth, and we all listened.

Unfortunately, that was about the extent of the players speaking about the Rapture. Either they were all smart enough to take cover before the fight, or...

Wait, could it be that the zombies never came to be? That it was all just a figment of our imaginations, or someone else's, and this was just something made up? It could be, although I could have sworn that evidence of a zombie was recently found.Think a little research is necessary.

A zombie is defined as a person bereft of consciousness and self awareness, but able to respond to surrounding stimuli.  Think of a zombie as a person who may not think clearly due to some internal struggle going on, but still able to speak. That sounds so familiar.

Oh that's right, there was evidence of a zombie last week.

We didn't need to wait until Saturday for this huge event-the Packers and all of their fans saw this and we took up our defenses. No better way to defend ourselves than with a shiny silver trophy against the misguided zombies who don't know what they are talking about.

Come and get us. We're ready.