It is no secret that I have a man-crush on Greg Jennings. Regardless of the forum I own or join, I always start “The Official We Love Greg Jennings Thread.”
The love of Greg runs deep, and I hope this post makes it to Greg’s homepage. Packer fans have contributed to this topic thousands of times in various places. So many, I can’t list them all.
Although hundreds of posts have been lost, here are some of my favorite quotes.
“True story: Greg Jennings was banned from competitive bull riding after a 2006 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee, Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.”
“Greg Jennings is so studly that I’m starting him on my fantasy team during the bye week.”
“Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Greg Jennings pajamas.”
“Greg Jennings does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.”
“Greg Jennings puts the laughter in man-slaughter.”
“Greg Jennings maintains a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.”
“Greg Jennings can eat just one.”
“Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Greg Jennings.”
“Greg Jennings can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.”
“When you open a can of whoop-ass, Greg Jennings jumps out.”
“Only Greg Jennings can prevent forest fires.”
“Greg Jennings never has to bring a basketball to the gym. He carries two around as it is.”
“Greg Jennings doesn’t tea-bag he potato sacks.”
“When Greg Jennings falls in water, he doesn’t get wet. Water gets Greg Jennings.”
“Greg Jennings can divide by zero.”
“In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be Greg Jennings.”
Of course there is the occasional picture as well:
Honestly, I could go on and on for days. For every post here there are hundreds more just like it.
Feel free to leave your own Greg Jennings factoid below.
“The Official - We Love Greg Jennings Comment Section”
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