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We Love Greg Jennings

We Love Greg Jennings

It is no secret that I have a man-crush on Greg Jennings. Regardless of the forum I own or join, I always start "The Official We Love Greg Jennings Thread."

The love of Greg runs deep, and I hope this post makes it to Greg's homepage. Packer fans have contributed to this topic thousands of times in various places. So many, I can't list them all.

Although hundreds of posts have been lost, here are some of my favorite quotes.

"Greg."

"True story: Greg Jennings was banned from competitive bull riding after a 2006 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee, Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning."

"Greg Jennings is so studly that I'm starting him on my fantasy team during the bye week."

"Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Greg Jennings pajamas."

"Greg Jennings does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move."

"Greg Jennings puts the laughter in man-slaughter."

"Greg Jennings maintains a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants."

"Greg Jennings can eat just one."

"WWGD?"

"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Greg Jennings."

"Greg Jennings can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds."

"When you open a can of whoop-ass, Greg Jennings jumps out."

"Only Greg Jennings can prevent forest fires."

"Greg Jennings never has to bring a basketball to the gym. He carries two around as it is."

"Greg Jennings doesn't tea-bag he potato sacks."

"When Greg Jennings falls in water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Greg Jennings."

"Greg Jennings can divide by zero."

"In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be Greg Jennings."

Of course there is the occasional picture as well:

Bobble-Head Greg

Declaration of Greg

Dual Sport Athlete

Greg in the Square

Greg for President

I Want YOU

Proven Facts

Honestly, I could go on and on for days. For every post here there are hundreds more just like it.

Feel free to leave your own Greg Jennings factoid below.

"The Official - We Love Greg Jennings Comment Section"

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Aaron's picture

Greg Jennings once killed a man with his bear hands, just to watch him die.

(I'm sorry, but I love that...)

longtimefan's picture

M&M's dont melt in Greg Jennings hands

IronMan's picture

Greg Jennings doesn't use pick up lines. He simply points to a woman he likes and says, "You."

longtimefan's picture

Greg Jennings flosses with barbed wire

longtimefan's picture

When Greg Jennings looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Greg Jennings.

longtimefan's picture

Greg Jennings can put toothpaste back into the tube

Dale Z's picture

Greg Jennings can divide by 0.

Alex Tallitsch's picture

"Greg Jennings once killed a man with his bear hands, just to watch him die."

That was meant to be in there--missed it.

Greg Jennings squeezes the Charmin.

Franklin Hillside's picture

Chuck Norris was irritated that Greg Jennings was stealing his attributes, but then realized they were all applicable and said nothing out of respect. Respect mingled with fear.

Donald Driver smiled at how cute this all is, and then quietly went back to being "Overlord of All He Sees" (He was not given this name....he took it.)

Pack93z's picture

Greg showed Moses a trick or two about the Red Sea.

Alex Tallitsch's picture

That's what they call a gem IronMan.

Alex Tallitsch's picture

At Christmas Santa leaves cookies for Greg Jennings.

longtimefan's picture

The boogie man checks his closet at night for Greg Jennings

IronMan's picture
Alex Tallitsch's picture

Greg doesn't blow out the candles on his cake. He eats them while they're burning.

On Gregs' birthday he randomly selects one child to toss into the sun. Sorry, kids.

Jennings doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Greg Jennings can slam a revolving door.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Gregs' computer. Greg is always in control.

Greg once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Jennings doesn't churn butter he kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

IronMan's picture

When Greg Jennings plays Monopoly, it affects actual world economy.

IronMan's picture

I found this last year at another forum:

Posted by echolmberg:
I just wanted to relay something that happened over the weekend at my 5 year old little girl's birthday party. My wife and I threw a bowling party for our little girl who turned 5. We were at the bowling alley in Howard on Lime Kiln right next to the new Shopko. Leave it to my 12 year old nephew to recognize Greg Jennings who was there with his wife and child as well. Heck I couldn't recognize ANY football player unless he was in full uniform with their name on their back! Anyway, my brother-in-law, his two boys, my daughter and I went up to Mr. Jennings and politely asked if he could sign my little girl's bowling pin. The next thing I knew, Mr. Jennings was smiling and talking with the kids and posing for pictures and giving my 12 year old nephew some football tips and he wished my little girl a happy birthday! Greg Jennings has got to be one of, no, THE nicest celebrity I've ever met! The part that just got to me the most was how unhurried he was and how genuine he seemed when he was smiling and talking to my two nephews and my daughter. I think it's safe to say that from this day on, Greg Jennings will always be my favorite NFL player. God bless you for your kindness.

geejayeightyfive's picture

I youtube greg jennings clowning all over the lions about 8 times a day.

IronMan's picture

Greg Jennings can out drink Bill Brasky.

IronMan's picture

Greg Jennings once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

PackersRS's picture

In the first day, God said: "Let there be light!". Greg Jennings said: "Ask please".

PackersRS's picture

In the first day, God said: "Let there be light!". Chuck Norris said: "Ask please". Greg Jennings said: "Shut up and turn on the lights, cause Jay Cutler can't sleep with the lights out!"

IronMan's picture

From VinceLambeauStarr at another forum:
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2185/jesuslol.jpg

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