Comments on: Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Vikings Jokes

By: Honey Badger

Honey Badger — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 22:03:40 +0000

Q: How do you keep the viqueens out of your yard
A: put up a goal post

Q: whats the difference between a dollar bill and the viqueens
A: you can get 4 quarters out of the dollar bill

Q: Why do viqueens fans put their season tickets on their dashboards
A: so they can park in handicapped spots

Q: Why can’t the viqueens eat cereal
A: every time they get to close to a bowl they choke

Q: whats the difference between the viqueens and cheerios
A: cheerios belong in the bowl

Q: what do the viqueens and opossums have in common
A: they get killed on the road

Q:where do you go if theres a tornado
A: the met radome they never get a touchdown there

Q: how do you stop a viqueen fan from beating his wife
A: dress her in green and yellow

Q:What is the difference between a carp and a viqueen fan
A: one is a bottom feeding scum sucker the other one is a fish

Q:What do you call a viqueen in the super bowl
A: a ref

Q: why can’t the vikings have an official website
A: they can’t string 3 W’s together

Q:Why doesn’t duluth have a pro football team
A:because then minnesota would want one too

By: will from fresno

will from fresno — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 22:18:49 +0000

vikings suck ass

By: J-Job

J-Job — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 23:56:46 +0000

What do the MN Vikings have in common with Viagra?
They’re both small, purple and for old men who rarely get lucky!

LOL
i just made that up! i really didn’t hear it anywhere

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By: David

David — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 02:46:00 +0000

My favorite is, What’s the difference between Linda LoveLace and the Vikings?

Linda doesn’t choke on the big one.

By: Scriptura

Scriptura — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 01:22:06 +0000

Q. What do you call a MN Viking with a Super Bowl Ring?

A. A theif!

By: Thomas from Germany

Thomas from Germany — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 21:12:21 +0000

Q: What are the Vikings doing after they won the Super Bowl?

A: They turn of the PlayStation.

By: dougie smooth

dougie smooth — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 23:51:34 +0000

Q. What did the Vikings’ player say when he got to the ball?

A. [*gagging noise*]

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 16:30:48 +0000

Have you heard the about the new Vikings cellphone?

Apparently, all it does is vibrate…it has NO RING

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By: Jayme Joers

Jayme Joers — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 03:35:34 +0000

I LOVE IT!

By: FITZCORE1252

FITZCORE1252 — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 03:30:49 +0000

Here’s a good one…

Q – Why do the queens slurp giant horse schlong?

A- Because they’re a bunch of god damn losers.

Hahaha, I just made that up on the fly! No seriously, I did.

GBP 4 LIFE

By: Mr. Bacon

Mr. Bacon — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 21:52:33 +0000

Best joke I ever heard.

Q: Why do the Vikings play in a dome?

A: They suck so much, even God doesn’t want to watch them play.

By: Scott

Scott — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 17:19:33 +0000

Q. Why doesn’t Iowa have an NFL team?

A. Because Minnesota would want one to!

By: Brando

Brando — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 17:13:43 +0000

Lol, very nice!