When the Packers first played the Bears this year, I entertained myself by searching the internet for Bears jokes. As the Vikings organization becomes more comical on a daily basis, I thought I’d do the same for them. What follows is a list of jokes I found; add more to share and we can all laugh at the Vikings.
Q: How many Vikings does it take to win a SuperBowl?
A: Nobody knows!
Q: What does a wreck car and the Vikings have in common?
A: Neither has a title!!
I’ve heard the Vikings have set up a crisis line to explain their recent lack of Super Bowl success.
For those wanting to call, the phone number is 1-800-10-10-10.
Again, that number is 1-800-won nothing-won nothing-won nothing.
Q. What do the MN Vikings & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 40,000 people stand up & yell “Jesus Christ!”
Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The MN Vikings.