Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Vikings Jokes
By Jayme Joers on Nov 16, 2010 with 15 Comments
When the Packers first played the Bears this year, I entertained myself by searching the internet for Bears jokes. As the Vikings organization becomes more comical on a daily basis, I thought I’d do the same for them. What follows is a list of jokes I found; add more to share and we can all laugh at the Vikings.
Q: How many Vikings does it take to win a SuperBowl?
A: Nobody knows!
Q: What does a wreck car and the Vikings have in common?
A: Neither has a title!!
I’ve heard the Vikings have set up a crisis line to explain their recent lack of Super Bowl success.
For those wanting to call, the phone number is 1-800-10-10-10.
Again, that number is 1-800-won nothing-won nothing-won nothing.
Q. What do the MN Vikings & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 40,000 people stand up & yell “Jesus Christ!”
Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The MN Vikings.
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Lol, very nice!
Q. Why doesn’t Iowa have an NFL team?
A. Because Minnesota would want one to!
Best joke I ever heard.
Q: Why do the Vikings play in a dome?
A: They suck so much, even God doesn’t want to watch them play.
Here’s a good one…
Q – Why do the queens slurp giant horse schlong?
A- Because they’re a bunch of god damn losers.
Hahaha, I just made that up on the fly! No seriously, I did.
GBP 4 LIFE
I LOVE IT!
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Have you heard the about the new Vikings cellphone?
Apparently, all it does is vibrate…it has NO RING
Q. What did the Vikings’ player say when he got to the ball?
A. [*gagging noise*]
Q: What are the Vikings doing after they won the Super Bowl?
A: They turn of the PlayStation.
vikings suck ass
Q. What do you call a MN Viking with a Super Bowl Ring?
A. A theif!
My favorite is, What’s the difference between Linda LoveLace and the Vikings?
Linda doesn’t choke on the big one.
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What do the MN Vikings have in common with Viagra?
They’re both small, purple and for old men who rarely get lucky!
LOL
i just made that up! i really didn’t hear it anywhere
Q: How do you keep the viqueens out of your yard
A: put up a goal post
Q: whats the difference between a dollar bill and the viqueens
A: you can get 4 quarters out of the dollar bill
Q: Why do viqueens fans put their season tickets on their dashboards
A: so they can park in handicapped spots
Q: Why can’t the viqueens eat cereal
A: every time they get to close to a bowl they choke
Q: whats the difference between the viqueens and cheerios
A: cheerios belong in the bowl
Q: what do the viqueens and opossums have in common
A: they get killed on the road
Q:where do you go if theres a tornado
A: the met radome they never get a touchdown there
Q: how do you stop a viqueen fan from beating his wife
A: dress her in green and yellow
Q:What is the difference between a carp and a viqueen fan
A: one is a bottom feeding scum sucker the other one is a fish
Q:What do you call a viqueen in the super bowl
A: a ref
Q: why can’t the vikings have an official website
A: they can’t string 3 W’s together
Q:Why doesn’t duluth have a pro football team
A:because then minnesota would want one too