The Vikings Suck
By Alex on Jan 17, 2010 with 30 Comments

I hate the Vikings. I hate the team, I hate the players, and I hate the fans. I might hate the Cowboys too, but I hate the Vikings more, plain and simple.
There would be no greater gift than being able to sit here this afternoon and read the multitude of Viking’s fans crying about going one-and-done in the playoffs.
Green Bay Packer fans listened to it all off-season. First is started with 6-10, then the Vikings games, then the Buc’s game, and finally ended with a pathetic we-told-you-so after losing to the Cardinals.
The Viking organization and their fans have been classless before I even knew what a football was. They are an arrogant team, with an arrogant following, and perhaps the most arrogant player in football history.
I leave my well wishes with the Cowboys this afternoon. May you be swift in your mission so that Viking fans can once again shut their traps until Favre decides he might retire after the game.
Enjoy the turnovers, enjoy the mistakes, enjoy the taste of watching your season evaporate in the hands of a guy who can’t take the pressure of a meaningful game.
I know I will. Losers.
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AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO BOYS!
Well said… Go Cowboys!
Of course God and the church is unimpressed with ramblings nor assholes. Today, the “Silver Fox” Favre and Vikings destroyed the Cowgirls 34-3. Losers. Losers.
Legendary guest senior writer jclombardi
The church is always impressed with those that try to force their personal opinion on others. See the Crusades or the Holy Inquisition.
God on the other hand, loves to sit back and watch the suffering. What better way to accomplish that than to let the Vikings get that much closer before smashing their dreams.
That, would be typical God move. God also promotes rambling, see his 700 some page autobiography.
WTF was that? Legendary what? Who the hell is jclombardi? Never heard of the guy. Must be a legend in his own mind.
As far as the “Silver Fuck” goes, lets see him do it on the road.
The Vikings are simply a good football team right now, regardless of their stupid, obnoxious fans. In fact if their fans were a little more respectful then I might like the Vikings a little more. Sadly the chip that lays on their shoulder is too big, and getting an ounce of pleasantness from them is like getting blood from a stone.
However I can respect a good team when I see it. The Cowboys played pathetically bad and the Vikings played solid throughout. Favre wasn’t firing from the hip all night but when he made the plays they usually went for touchdowns. The extra rest, practice time and home field advantage proved the tipping point.
I can’t honestly see the Vikings beating the Saints. The Saints have an ultra explosive offense. Their defense was also able to limit an explosive Cardinals O to just 14 points. Not to mention they’ll have home field advantage. The Vikings had a good time against a sloppy Cowboys team that relaxed after finally achieving a playoff win. As Packers fans know, there’s nothing that hits worse than an Championship game loss, and those obnoxious fans will be crying and whining sooner than you think.
Alex, Alex, Alex….what’s with all the animosity my cheesehead amigo?
Have I not always been totally supportive of the noble efforts put forth by the fans of the Packers nation?
Have I not always been there for you cheeseheads in your times of need?
I am crushed Alex…. truly crushed by your slanderous verbiage.
Go Cardinals!……oops my bad, that was last week.
Well I must admit at times this blog is used for therapeutic purposes. That being said, there are some fine Vikes fans such as yourself that are the exception.
I know a few more, so that makes… let me think, three.
Why thanks Alex, but only three? You really should get out more often
But no problem, as a Vikings fan for 40+ years I definitely know of need for therapy from time to time.
Many the occasion have I sought refuge at “The Bud Grant Vikings fan support Center for the terminally Purple”
I do not comment here often, but I do keep a close eye on you cheeseheads!
“I do keep a close eye on you cheeseheads”
Of course you do, the closest you come to greatness is playing us twice a year. It’s only natural you longingly gaze upon our Lombardi’s, wondering what greatness must feel like… totally natural dude!
That pass rush ain’t gonna be able to get off on the road like it did today, but there’s always next year, with Sagvaris Jackenfels…. Man, we’re gonna OWN this division for a decade!
GBP 4 LIFE
“Enjoy the turnovers, enjoy the mistakes, enjoy the taste of watching your season evaporate in the hands of a guy who can’t take the pressure of a meaningful game.”
Alex…are you talking about the PACKERS here…because it sounds like you are….You’re talking about the PACKERS right….
Aren’t you Cheesetards TIRED OF BEING WRONG YET…hahahhaha…
Favremyth #3306-3309
“Favre can’t play in the cold”…
“Favre chokes in the playoffs…”
“Favre is washed up…”
HaHa…the reason why people hate you hypocrite Packer fans is because you irrationally attack and BLAME Favre for ALL of your problems…
Hey..here’s a truth for you…Maybe all those Packer teams that lost in the playoffs over the years really SUCKED and didn’t deserve to be there, and the ONLY reason they WERE there was BECAUSE OF FAVRE!!!! Now THAT’s the TRUTH.
Suck on that….LOSERS…
(and to top it off, the sweetest thing is that fat pu$$y Tromadz is somewhere dying inside because he was oh so wrong about Brett Favre)
Face it…FAVRE > rodgers and ALWAYS WILL BE….jackass.
I knew that was coming.
“Pants on the Ground…
Pants on the Ground…
Alex is lookin’ like a fool…
With his pants on the ground….”
I think the who looks like a fool part might be slightly misguided, but whoop it up.
Obviously not much I can say… until next week.
It’s not as bad as I thought watching Favre succeed with the Vikings, because at least the Packers have shown that they will be fine with Aaron Rodgers. But it’s still pretty bad.
All I can say is “Go Saints!” It should be a heck of a game. Or, the way the playoffs are going this year, it will probably just be another blowout. We just don’t know which team is going to dominate and which team is going to collapse.
The queens never won squat. Why this time it’ll be different? Because they’ve got a pair of the worst chokers the Packers ever had?
They better enjoy this year, because starting next year, they won’t see a division titile for a long time.
Not that I care about division titles. That’s for queens fans to rejoice about something their franchise has achieved.
But you get the point. Tjax is their future. Aaron Rodgers is ours.
Awww..”those grapes are probably sour anyway”…aren’t they, PackersRS…??
hahaha
This coming from a guy that switched teams beacause of one man, and you talk about being sour?
Maybe its just me, but I’m not going to talk shit about a team that beat our ass twice, AND is in the NFC Championship game.
I guess I can’t fault you for that IronMan but we will agree to disagree. Fans talk shit about other, that’s how it goes.
There were plenty of Vikings fans hanging around after the Giants game in ’07.
Same situation here.
F— that. I’ts the queens. It’s my birthright as a Packer fan to talk shit about those fags. Yeah, they got us this year, just a bump in the road man (and they’re still not gonna have a title to show for it). Let’s see what the tally is over the next decade, my $$$ says we dominate. We’ve got bright young stars, they’ve got Sagvaris Jackenfels… pretty simple.
GBP 4 LIFE
Ironman…that is why I RESPECT you…
You tell it like it is, and don’t let petty bitterness disrupt your rational perspective, in other words, you are a man…
If Packer fans said, “Hey, good luck Favre, you done alright by us..We’re going in a different direction”, then I wouldn’t have a problem with any of you…
But, of course, there are always….”some”….who don’t “man up”.
“then I wouldn’t have a problem with any of you…”
Do you think any of us give two shits about some purple wearing D-bag’s opinion? I sure don’t! It tells me all I need to know that you’re on a packer blog, you wanna see what it’s like on the winning side, don’t blame you. You know how many times I’ve been on a queens blog? ZERO! No point, why regress?
GBP 4 LIFE
You sound like a real, “internet tuff-guy” Fitzcore…hahaha..
Guaranteed then that you’rs some Madden playing pu$$y still living in your Mom’s basement and NEVER played the game in your life, right Mary..?
haha
Settle down Sagvaris Jackenfels… guess I struck a nerve!
SO easy to get the best of you purple pecker eaters! Best part is… It NEVER gets old!
I WIN, AGAIN… WOOT!
And for the record, I would DESTROY you at Madden. Haha, I friggin RULE!
GBP 4 LIFE
WOW,
“Anonymous” AND jeremyuhs jockstrap both use “$$” for the “SS” in in the adjective that perfectly sums up the queens current QB.
Is it more likely that two purple nurples with the EXACT same writing style posted here the same day, OR, that JJ’s “anonymous” post was such a PIECE OF CRAP, even she wouldn’t put her name on it???
GBP 4 LIFE
All I gotta say is I hope Will Smith is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIduOvEoVeQ
GO SAINTS
Fo Sho
GBP 4 LIFE
It never stops here in Mpls. Queens this, traitor that… fine and dandy. Who cares if the filthy
Queens make it to the bowl. Lose for the 5th time. Break a record. I’ll be dancing and throwing M-80′s at the same time. And, being that there might be a tad of animosity towards
my behavior, I am heavily armed. (For defensive use only)