Something strange is going at 1265 with the Green Bay Packers this off-season. My only guess is that someone stole Ted Thompson and replaced him with a “Tedinator.”
“They look human… sweat, bad breath, everything. Hard to spot.” No doubt it’s the latest model too if this past week is any indication. In the last few days, the Tedinator has handed out four key contracts to Clifton, Pickett, Collins, and Tauscher. This by itself is completely shocking. What is really scary is the machine is also interacting with, and speaking to the fans at fan fest.
I have to say, I frickin’ love it. I don’t know what they made the fake Ted out of, but it’s working fine at the moment. Of course, there is still the chance of a complete system failure with some kind of Duke Preston-ish kind of move, but for right now, the Ted 6000 is working just fine.
He rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire. His war to exterminate the NFC North for decades. But, the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, at Lambeau. 2010.
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