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The Six Pack May 20th, 2010 Packer Ranter: Shootout

Let me say that everyone who is spending all day on Twitter and not getting paid for it should get outside today. There is always time for a six-pack, but come one, it's May.

Truth be told, I am going to focus completely Packers from now on. Usually, I take some time in the summer to enjoy my Milwaukee Brewers. As of this moment, I officially am writing off the Brewers for the season. Trevor Hoffman has completely killed my fantasy team with his ERA and baseball whip, the Brewers odds to win the World Series are now 75-1 which is about the same odds of them winning another game after the latest ten game skid. The Brewers took the swagger out of their team and once again showed why they are one of the horrid franchises in professional sports. Way to go Milwaukee.

Secondly, I am not getting into OTA news. Frankly, unless you are a beat guy it's stupid. Every single one of us knows that Pickett and Raji switched places, and Will the thrill is now playing safety. Who cares, it's May? Last year Jeremy Thompson was the next coming of Kevin Greene, Tyrell Sutton was going to save the team, and the rest of the NFL undrafted free agents were all going to be superstars. Seriously, go aside for awhile.

The Six Pack

1. Will you be hearing, "Wine here" at the next Packer's game?

2. Four hundred bucks to get a signature? Loser.

3. Wally Pingel at PocketDoppler is doing a feature series on Miss USA with his Packer news. Um yeah, I checked it out... five times.

4. Packer Ranter has been trying to track down the culprit who shot up the Lambeau Field Atrium.

5. I really need to know the story on this. It's different.

6. Yeah, I would take this no questions asked.

See you next time when it's not beautiful and sunny outside.


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Asshalo's picture

May 20, 2010 at 11:11 am

Ted's draft last year definitely silenced his haters (myself being a big one). But TT's roster and the organization has not been as consistent as Polian's. Then again, Polian has had manning in his prime for about the last 11 years.

It would be interesting to insert the names of the people you're referring to in each point both with Polian and Thompson. Might be surprised at who takes the cake on them (TT or BP).

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Asshalo's picture

May 20, 2010 at 11:12 am

Obviously meant for the last post.

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Asshalo's picture

May 20, 2010 at 11:24 am

As far as may news goes, I think posting and buzz has died down considerably. I expect more unwaranted off-season hype during mini and training camp.

To be fair, Thompson never really got a short or long term chance at OLB. He fought injurries until one ended his career.

1. Parked by people outside of Lambeau who brewed their own wine. They were really funny and knew how to party-- glad they shared.

6. I would settle for a packer cooler that doubled a electric scooter.

Enjoyed the randomness as always.

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FITZCORE1252's picture

May 20, 2010 at 06:29 pm

5 = Good luck Mitch.

GBP 4 LIFE

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longtimefan's picture

May 21, 2010 at 08:38 am

#5
There are a few adds like that such as this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KAU6DldUbc

It might just be an advertisement?

But if a true wish, looks like the family signed the publicity waiver so the "story" will come out eventually

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