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Ted Thompson's Pre-Draft Press Conference

Ted Thompson's Pre-Draft Press Conference

For those of you who weren't following us during the presser (which, if this is you, you might want to do something about that), Eat More Cheese covered Ted Thompson's pre-draft press conference the only way that we know how: with sarcasm. So in case you missed twitter, or the press conference and want keen and reflective insights into the Packers draft ideology, I submit to you, BREAKING NEWS! Ted walks in the room... BREAKING NEWS: Ted Thompson owns a pair of jeans Has Ted lost weight? BREAKING NEWS: Ted Thompson's shirt is making me dizzy. Stylin with the stripes, but too busy BREAKING NEWS: Ted Thompson is not going to answer any direct questions about the draft BREAKING NEWS: Ted Thompson just smiled. I'm not joking. BREAKING NEWS: Ted Thompson is not a robot; drinks water in front of crowd. BREAKING NEWS: This is the same pre draft press conf Ted Thompson has held since 2005 Am I the only one enthralled by TT's hand motions? BREAKING NEWS: I literally just dozed off for a minute during this press conf BREAKING NEWS: Ted Thompson made a joke. And then announced it was a joke. "i'm just kidding about that." possible second smile. BREAKING NEWS: Ted Thompson does not hate Juniors. But he doesn't like them either BREAKING NEWS: Ted just told a funny story that wasn't his story. BREAKING NEWS: Ted Thompson, "Size does matter." BREAKING NEWS: Ted Thompson likes the word quality BREAKING NEWS: Ted Thompson had an itch on the side of his face. He has scratched it. BREAKING NEWS: Packers do a pre-draft check to make sure players weren't in car wreck BREAKING NEWS: Ted Thompson wants you to have a good day   And thus was the press conference. Hope you enjoyed it, and learned as much as we did.  

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Not sure if that is funny because it is satire or funny because it is true!

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