I think we all know where this is headed, but for your entertainment purposes only, here is the week five suck list as expressed verbally during Monday night's game.
Once again, for those not familiar with the suck list, here's the skinny.
There is no statistical analysis, or fancy flow charts to the suck list. A player's status can change from week to week or month to month. It is arbitrary and uninformed. A simple mental error, or game changing mistake, can shift you from one side to the other. Say something stupid and you might suck before you know it.
This has nothing to do with performance, but simply the amount of breath I waste each week screaming, "You suck." With that in mind, here is the Week Four Suck List.
Brett Goode: Doesn't Suck (Five straight weeks of not sucking. Refreshing)
Mason Crobsy: Doesn't Suck (Removed from suck status of last week. Consistency is key.)
Jeremy Kapinos: Doesn't Suck (Fine, you didn't like it last week, so there you go.)
Aaron Rodgers: Doesn't Suck (Get rid of the ball, please)
Matt Flynn: Doesn't Suck (I am going to give Flynn a non-suck week. He lives and dies with Crosby right now.)
Ryan Grant: Sucks (Continues to suck. Had some gift runs in the fourth quarter but not enough.)
Brandon Jackson: Sucks (Almost time to give up hope on Jackson. Yes, I said that.)
DeShawn Wynn: Sucks (Can't catch and can't run. We all know that no one can block.)
Korey Hall: Doesn't Suck (Showing why the kept three on a consistent basis.)
John Kuhn: Sucks (Still can't run it in from the one. Couldn't last year either.)
Quinn Johnson: Sucks (Until you play, you suck.)
Greg Jennings: Sucks (I barely know the guy anymore.)
Donald Driver: Doesn't suck (Not much of a game and I believe a drop too. However, DD stays put for now.)
James Jones: Sucks (Bust)
Jordy Nelson: Doesn't suck (Nice job picking up the slack for Will "I'm hurt again" Blackmon.)
Brett Swain: Doesn't suck (He could suck right now too, but I didn't see anything that made me yell.)
Donald Lee: SUCKS (Seems to be playing tough but that drop pissed me off.)
Jermichael Finley: Doesn't Suck (Moved this week after an amazing job against the Vikings. That stiff arm was killer.)
Scott Wells: Doesn't Suck (I don't think Wells is the problem right now.)
Josh Sitton: Sucks (Fail)
Jason Spitz: Sucks (See Josh Sitton.)
Daryn Colledge: Sucks (Total and complete burnage last week.)
Allen Barbre: Sucks (Look out here comes Tauscher. Maybe he won't need two additional guys to help out.)
T.J. Lang: Doesn't Suck (First game action, not the worst.)
Cullen Jenkins: Doesn't suck (Got banged up twice and continued to fight.)
Johnny Jolly: Doesn't Suck (Made some plays, looked like he was playing with passion.)
B.J. Raji: Sucks (Nothing, not a thing, nada) Hattip to PackersRS on the correct spelling of "nada."
Ryan Pickett: Doesn't suck (You aren't hearing his name much, but he does the dirty work.)
B.J. Raji: Sucks (See B.J. Raji nosetackle)
Aaron Kampman: Sucks (Not the man for the job. Did get the only hit on Favre though. Impact player? No.)
Brady Poppinga: Sucks (You suck Poppinga, look out for Matthews he's coming)
Brandon Chillar: Sucks (Played a better game than last week, but last week doesn't fade too fast.)
Nick Barnett: Sucks (You have seen that tightend late drag play since junior high, Nick.)
Desmond Bishop: Doesn't suck (Starting to get banged up, no impact soon will get you on the list.)
A.J. Hawk: Doesn't suck (I thought that Hawk played with some fire and made some plays.)
Clay Matthews: Doesn't Suck (Welcome to your first touchdown. That was awesome.)
Charles Woodson: Doesn't suck (You have to minimize the penalties, Chuck)
Al Harris: Doesn't suck (I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on the over the top help.)
Tramon Williams: Sucks (That was a terrible game, Tramon.)
Will Blackmon: Sucks (See you on another team next year Blackmon. What a waste.)
Nick Collins: Doesn't Suck (I didn't hear much out of Nick either way. I'll take that right now.)
Jarrett Bush: Sucks (You must suck if you are playing behind a guy who sucks as bad as Derrick Martin.)
Derrick Martin: SUCKS (I hope that throat contusion is from Al choking you out. Terrible performance. Nice sign Ted.)
That is my list as it stands today. If you see a name missing, it is safe to assume...