I want to congratulate Aaron Rodgers on the signing of his new deal. However, that is an awful lot of money for the kid. I am not saying he doesn't deserve it, but it does bring up an important question.

How would you spend Aaron Rodger's sixty-five-million dollars?

 
It sounds like a simple proposition. Most people would quit their job, buy a house, or pay off their debt. Others might decide to travel, invest in the various markets, and build a sense of security for generations to come.

These are all smart choices of course, but, as a Packer fan I would urge you to take a moment to really think about it.

There are a lot of unique ways to spend sixty-five-million dollars. That in mind, the financial dream team at The Packers Lounge has taken the time to put together a sure fire list of tips and hints that will help you get the most out of your new found bankroll.

 
1. Buy Greg Jennings.

You’re going to need to get on this one right away. Most of your old friends will have already tried to mooch as much cash as they can, so you’re going to need a new best friend right away. Why not go with Greg Jennings?

The initial price may be steep, but the benefits will quickly pay for themselves in the long run. You not only get the most amazing human on the planet, you also reap the benefits of Greg’s many skills including: walking on water, shooting fire bolts from your fingers, and of course levitation.

If that isn’t enough for you, imagine going to the saloon every Friday night and sauntering to the bar saying, “Yes ma’am can I get a couple drinks? I’ll take a beer for myself, and oh yeah, could you get me one for Greg Jennings?”

Priceless.

2. Buy Jets.

No, I’m not talking about those kinds of jets, but rather … The Jets. You’re going to need to pack up Greg and head to New York. The minute you get there, buy the team and immediately change the name to “The Favres”.

Secondly, locate Senator Clinton and slip her some special interest money to pass a bill requiring all fans of Favre to be New York residents. This will eliminate the “Favre Firster” population from Wisconsin, while generating a huge amount of income in apparel sales after Brett makes the entire team wear number four as well.

Use these profits to off-set the cost of acquiring Jennings.

3. Take Jarrett Bush on a trip.

Craziness? Hardly. If anyone needs a vacation, no one needs it more than this much maligned dime back. Perhaps a few days in the sun will settle this kid down and get him back to playing form.

Find a private island somewhere south of Dubai, and purchase it. I hear they can be found for a measly six-million so it is a fairly cheap investment. Next, get Jarrett on a helicopter. Make sure not to scrimp on the extras, some well placed wine and cheese can go a long way to boost morale.

When you get to the island have the super hot flight attendant hand Jarrett a very special letter (don’t scrimp on this step either, make Jarrett feel special by using ribbon and a real wax seal). Inside, make the following notation:

“Jarrett, the Packers have a very special mission for you. Somewhere on this tiny tiny tiny island is a football, find it for us and we shall return.”

You’ll never hear from the guy again.

Problem solved.

4. Find a home.

With the extra cash from the Bush contract, along with the merchandise sales from your new team “The Favres”, your portfolio should be starting to look a little balanced. Now is the time to you should start thinking about that new permanent residence.

Rather than spend the time dealing with contractors and architects, I suggest you skip the middle man and just buy the “Atrium.” Go to Green Bay, and do whatever it takes to get the place.

After you have moved in, feel free to change to the name to whatever you want. You might want to keep the naming simple by perhaps just adding your first initial to the title. For example if your name was Tom you might just call it the “Tatrium” giving it your own unique feel while preserving some of the history (if your name is Gary we strongly advise against this approach) and still leaving a familiar tone.

I know this is a spendy proposition, but you’re going to be there every Sunday anyway so you will see the backend in your savings at the pump.

5. Take some risks.

These previous steps will have gotten you far enough to start making your final decisions on your own. Buying the entire section 135 is always an option, having Larry McCarren personally call the game while sitting next you each Sunday is worthy of the money as well.

Whatever you decide, you can’t go wide of the mark at this point, feel free to start taking a few small risks. Remember to take baby steps, and hold that wallet tightly whenever dealing with KGB. Even a promising investment gone wrong can cost you millions.

We hope this guide is helpful the next time you acquire sixty five million dollars. We strive to provide our readers with not only sound Packer knowledge, but also sound guides for use in their everyday lives.

Remember to think ahead, spend wisely, and don’t forget to have a little fun along the way. There certainly is nothing wrong with wanting to see what a one-hundred foot statue of Aaron Rodgers made entirely out of beer cans actually looks like.