And the Champions of the Offseason Award Goes To…

Congrats to the Chicago Bears.

After trading for Brandon Marshall earlier this week, the Bears have been named Champions of the Offseason. A coveted award bestowed to the team which does the most in March and April, it is something I am certain the Bears fan base will relish for the next several months before games that actually matter start again in September.

As a token of appreciation for winning this award, I am proud to present this trophy to the Chicago Bears.

I hope that they cherish this trophy, and look back on it fondly over the next few months, remembering that special day that Marshall was acquired, the latest in the line of great hope destined to lead the Bears back to glory.

Of course, offseason awards don’t mean much more than this:

And I know  it’s only a matter of time before we see this again:

Never ending source of material.