Suh Rhymes With Douche

Actions speak louder than words.

By now, everyone has heard about the kick heard round Packer Nation, AKA the bush league kick Ndamukong Suh laid on Evan Dietrich-Smith during today’s 27-15 victory over the Lions.

After the game, Suh was less than apologetic, stating among other things:

“I’m first and foremost only going to apologize to my teammates, my coaches and my true fans for allowing the refs to have an opportunity to take me out of this game.”

and

“The situation I was in? I was on top of a guy being pulled down and trying to get up off the ground. Why you see me pushing his helmet down [is] because I’m trying to remove myself from the situation.”

and

“Yes, I did push his helmet multiple times because he’s holding on to me and he’s grabbing me. That’s the reason why I’m on the top of him and I’m not at the quarterback. Because I’m being held down by him and so I’m pushing him off of me. “

Basically, in his mind, he did nothing wrong.

Yep, nothing wrong here.

Douche.