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Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Vikings Jokes

Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Vikings Jokes

When the Packers first played the Bears this year, I entertained myself by searching the internet for Bears jokes.  As the Vikings organization becomes more comical on a daily basis, I thought I'd do the same for them.  What follows is a list of jokes I found; add more to share and we can all laugh at the Vikings.

Q: How many Vikings does it take to win a SuperBowl?

A: Nobody knows!

Q: What does a wreck car and the Vikings have in common?

A: Neither has a title!!

I've heard the Vikings have set up a crisis line to explain their recent lack of Super Bowl success.
For those wanting to call, the phone number is 1-800-10-10-10.
Again, that number is 1-800-won nothing-won nothing-won nothing.

Q. What do the MN Vikings & Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 40,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ!"

Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The MN Vikings.

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Brando's picture

Lol, very nice!

Scott's picture

Q. Why doesn't Iowa have an NFL team?

A. Because Minnesota would want one to!

Mr. Bacon's picture

Best joke I ever heard.

Q: Why do the Vikings play in a dome?

A: They suck so much, even God doesn't want to watch them play.

FITZCORE1252's picture

Here's a good one...

Q - Why do the queens slurp giant horse schlong?

A- Because they're a bunch of god damn losers.

Hahaha, I just made that up on the fly! No seriously, I did.


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Jeff's picture

Have you heard the about the new Vikings cellphone?

Apparently, all it does is has NO RING :)

dougie smooth's picture

Q. What did the Vikings' player say when he got to the ball?

A. [*gagging noise*]

Thomas from Germany's picture

Q: What are the Vikings doing after they won the Super Bowl?

A: They turn of the PlayStation.

will from fresno's picture

vikings suck ass

Scriptura's picture

Q. What do you call a MN Viking with a Super Bowl Ring?

A. A theif!

David's picture

My favorite is, What's the difference between Linda LoveLace and the Vikings?

Linda doesn't choke on the big one.

J-Job's picture

What do the MN Vikings have in common with Viagra?
They're both small, purple and for old men who rarely get lucky! :)

i just made that up! i really didn't hear it anywhere

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Q: How do you keep the viqueens out of your yard
A: put up a goal post

Q: whats the difference between a dollar bill and the viqueens
A: you can get 4 quarters out of the dollar bill

Q: Why do viqueens fans put their season tickets on their dashboards
A: so they can park in handicapped spots

Q: Why can't the viqueens eat cereal
A: every time they get to close to a bowl they choke

Q: whats the difference between the viqueens and cheerios
A: cheerios belong in the bowl

Q: what do the viqueens and opossums have in common
A: they get killed on the road

Q:where do you go if theres a tornado
A: the met radome they never get a touchdown there

Q: how do you stop a viqueen fan from beating his wife
A: dress her in green and yellow

Q:What is the difference between a carp and a viqueen fan
A: one is a bottom feeding scum sucker the other one is a fish

Q:What do you call a viqueen in the super bowl
A: a ref

Q: why can't the vikings have an official website
A: they can't string 3 W's together

Q:Why doesn't duluth have a pro football team
A:because then minnesota would want one too

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