Yeah, I know I’ve been gone a couple of days. So for the two people that actually come here I apologize. Anyway, here’s some frickin’ Green Bay Packers news and some other stuff. Think I’ll go Sesame Street.
Here’s the world according to the Packers. I’ll let you fill in the inferences.
Now I Know My ABC’s
A: Anthony Toribio should be a guy you should really rooting for right now. If he sucks, and the ball bounces funny, we’re in a world of hurt.
B: ‘Bustin Justin should be on that list too, because moving the Big Grease (double letter bonus) to NT if needed looks a lot less likely.
C: Codeine and Cocaine. The reason A and B are now so important.
E: Even I could have made that call.
F: Flanagan was around today. He looks small.
H: How on earth is Jordy Nelson still taking kickoffs? Seriously, you can’t do that.
I: If i could punch one guy in the face, it would be this guy.
J: Jennings dropped a ball he shouldn’t have today. He also made an incredible grab. Can we meet in the middle?
K: Supposedly Kevin Greene was praising the heck out of Brad Jones.
L: Looks like Sam Shields was returning punts today. I guarantee I will never root harder for a guy than I will for Sam this year.
M: My recollection may be clouded but didn’t Jersey Al coin TGIF (thank god it’s Finley).
N: Nagler, I’m disappointed in you. I think we are the point where we don’t take offense to these things, but you are letting #27 walk all over you. Don’t eat your pride for an interview. He said you looked like a pedophile.
O: Oh was it nice to hear that Burnett looked like a bonafide player. I won’t judge till they are in pads, but the man with hoes better beware.
P: Please stop talking about additions to the OLB crew. K thanks.
Q: Quit sending me two sentence articles too.
S: Say what you will, but the great leash debate was awesome.
T: Ted Thompson may have fixed the punting problem. It sounds like both guys have some hang time.
U: Underwood is going to surprise some people.
V: Vehemently disagree with anyone who thinks I’m lame.
W: Will Blackmon is a turbo douche.
X: Xanax would be a good idea for me before Twitter arguments.
Y: You should comment on this article.
Now I know my ABC’s. Discuss.
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