I am sorry Nick Collins, but as of today you officially have received “douche” status.
There two things I hate:
1. Waking up.
2. Waking up to some bullshit like this.
“Nick Collins doesn’t want a new deal before reporting to the Green Bay Packers’ offseason strength and conditioning program. But the Pro Bowl safety would at least like the team to start talking to him about one.
With no negotiations on the horizon, Collins is staying home in Florida and not attending the team’s offseason workouts, which kicked off Monday, an NFL source said Thursday evening.”
Not even a day after we get Darren Sharper out of the NFC, Darren Sharper 2.0 arrives. I can’t help but think this is the continuing snowball effect that was created last year after the whining (I am going to run into your ass for half a yard) Ryan Grant stiff armed a new deal after one great season.
Now, we have Tramon Williams, Nick Collins, and I will guarantee a third man in the mix before everything is said and done.
I am sick of one year wonders, and guys who don’t have to integrity to play out their contracts. I am especially pissed off that Nick decided that he doesn’t need to immerse himself in the new defensive scheme right from the get go.
If Ted does anything at all this season (still a question), he should tell Nick Collins to take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.
Nick, your not that good to begin with… not learning the new defense isn’t going to help.
What a douche.
EDIT: One of our readers, Pack93z, brought up an interesting point. Even though he complains a lot, we appreciate it. He mentions that perhaps Jason Wilde, the author of this article, is fishing for more story than there is.
According to the JSOnline:
“Collins is home in Florida with his wife, waiting for the birth of their third child. The club is aware why he is not there. Collins is expected to report for the off-season conditioning workouts after his child is born.”
If this is indeed to case, then I retract my statement, thus decreasing Nick Collins’ doucheness.
Of course, that would make Wilde a douche for trying to stir the pot. Rest assured, someone will be a douche eventually.
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