Dear Vikings Fans

The Minnesota Vikings Suck

I would like to have one final word with Viking's fans before we end the season. I think a few things need to be clarified so that we can move on to 2010.

Dear Vikings fans,

Hi guys, what a great run you had. It was a great game, and I am elated that you can now feel the pain of coming so close only to have the game thrown away by your leader and Pro-Bowl superstars.

This was your year. You got Brett Favre, the guy who was so amazing that the Super Bowl tickets should just have been mailed to you in April. I imagine it was hard to watch your invincible leader get screwed over so badly. Nine times out of ten you win.

I mean it's obvious you guys barely got a call all game. I saw at least three times where a Saint looked at Favre wrong and didn't get a personal foul. I will admit it was tough to watch the Silver Fox limp off the field, but at least everyone forgot about the interception.

I am so pissed we didn't get to draft Peterson right now. That guy is frickin' amazing. He can make the ball roll forward farther than any player I have seen in history. I mean I couldn't believe it at first, but then he did it a couple more times just for good measure. Then, everyone started doing it. It was awesome.

It's okay, there is always next year. I mean Favre will announce he is coming back tonight right? So, by tomorrow you should be fine knowing that you should once again have an easy road to the Super Bowl in 2010.

While you are wondering who is going to command your team next year, how many suspensions will your players actually have to serve, and how many empty seats are left... I'll be dreaming of our twenty-something Pro-Bowl quarterback, one of the youngest teams in the NFL, and the new impact players that Ted Thompson is going to bring in to take us over the top.

Don't worry, as a Packer fan I can tell you that most likely Favre will be back; and if you are really, really lucky, you'll get another chance to watch an NFC Championship game get thrown down the tubes. Don't worry, you'll get used to it.

The Vikings suck.

Have a great day,

Alex

P.S. I started writing this before Favre threw it away in the fourth instead of running. Nice one Bert.

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FITZCORE1252's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:23 pm

Brent ain't never won SH-T without the PACK! WOOT! Brent and Queens = FAIL!

GBP 4 LIFE

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FITZCORE1252's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:25 pm

YESSS. I got a grand on the NFC to win it all, I woulda rather lost a grr than root for those LOSERS!

That last pick was pure PERFECTION!

GBP 4 LIFE

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Max's picture

January 28, 2010 at 10:18 am

I called it. It happened. Knew Favre would throw the game away. The queens stink and always will.

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Jersey Al's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:26 pm

Classic - Brilliant - Beautiful.

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JohnRehor's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:27 pm

Way to have this ready! Well done!

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Jeremiah's Johnson's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:28 pm

F u c k you, you ignorant piece of sh*t....

Packers will NEVER win without Favre you fucking trailer trash assholes...

Saints had to cheat (with the help of the REFS) to get IN..

GO COLTS...

"GET ON THE ONE AND DONE TRAIN AND SHUT THE F U C K UP"..
-ERIN RODGERS

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Greg C.'s picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:32 pm

It was a nice touch that he could've run it for ten yards if he wasn't scared to run, as he has been for the past ten years or so. A total chump interception. Now you know how we felt at the end of the 2007 season, Mr. Johnson.

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Jersey Al's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:36 pm

Hahahahahah. Enjoy the offseason drama you are about to endure!!!

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Bryce's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:36 pm

Hahahahahahhaha!!!! What was that you said to me a few weeks ago about Favre not throwing any back breaking interceptions this year? Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

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Erik's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:41 pm

So your favorite team just lost the biggest game of the season. And the first thing you do is come to a rival team's web-site and troll?

What the hell is wrong with you? Seriously.

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FITZCORE1252's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:48 pm

Funny thing is, If Brent woulda stayed with the Jets he might be playing in two weeks! IRONY RULZ!

GBP 4 LIFE

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Asshalo's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:06 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Hofschneider's picture

January 25, 2010 at 04:27 am

Oh, I'm sorry for you. Pure pain! It's hard to wake up after such a night and finally realize; I'm wearing purple and it looks ugly. So ugly, that it hurts.Man, I'm sorry for you. But remember, my ugly friend, until Favre comes back in the middle of Training camp and will have the hole lockerroom behind him (cearly after such a lose), Sage Rosenfels looks way better in purple thah you do.

Oh, btw... and Brad Childress just got a new, money-eating contract for picking Favre up from the airport. Just like MM got in 2007 (do you get my point?). The future looks bright for you and your franchise, little purple wearing jerk. Fuck you!

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Gbpfan's picture

January 25, 2010 at 08:56 pm

"With the help of refs"

Are you kidding me? Those refs spent the whole game picking Favre up and fixing his jersey for him. And there were those calls where roughing the passer was called on entirely stupid occasions. If anybody loves Favre more than Fox Sports of Peter King, it's NFL Refs.

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Max's picture

January 28, 2010 at 10:17 am

I'd just like to add...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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FITZCORE1252's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:28 pm

Alex,

Great post, Bert haha. Who was the saints MVP Peterson or Bert?

GBP 4 LIFE

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Alex's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:29 pm

I knew it would be minutes until JJ was in here crying his eyes out.

Fail

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Jeremiah's Johnson's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:49 pm

And I knew you'd be whining like the little bitch that you are Alex, posting your CRAP against Favre....

You are a small, little man...you know that?

Packers.."ONE and DONE BUS"..

EPIC FAIL.....Ted Thompson

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Erik's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:53 pm

You're the one sitting on his web-site for twenty minutes acting like a psycho. How is this even remotely healthy or fun for you? What is your deal?

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Alex's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:55 pm

Today rules...

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FITZCORE1252's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:22 pm

Yes, Alex. Yes it does!

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Max's picture

January 28, 2010 at 10:19 am

You love Brent WAAAAYYYY too much

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Asshalo's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:28 pm

I have to give it to him for showing up.

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PackersRS's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:30 pm

So, nothing to say, Jeremiah's Johnson, or whatever?

Are you going back with the Packers?

Are you going to develop a new nickname and pretend you never rooted for the Vikings???

I pitty you.

And to all Vikings fans, once again, land of a thousand lakes and zero super bowls!!!!

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Jersey Al's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:36 pm

Love it: "land of a thousand lakes and zero super bowls!!!!"

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Jeremiah's Johnson's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:34 pm

FUCK THE PACKERS..

NOTHING BUT HOMOSEXUAL LOSERS...AND WHITE TRASH CRACKER FANS...

YOU HAVE NO CLASS.

FITZCORE, YOU'RE A PUSSY..LET'S MEET FOR A BEER SOMEWHERE, I'LL BUY!
JERKOFF

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Scott's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:44 pm

Must be a p@@@y viking fan!

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FITZCORE1252's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:53 pm

Haha, I'll reside in your head ALL OFFSEASON, U R MY BIT-H! If you're ever in Washington, look me up, I'll be glad to slap you around!

You ain't half the man yer momma is, BOY! Your team just got SMOKED, you don't want a couple black eyes to go with it :-)

Enjoy Sagvaris Jackenfels, I hope this year was worth stunting your teams development for who knows how many years... SCRUUUUUB!

GBP 4 LIFE

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Two Jet Winston's picture

January 25, 2010 at 02:27 pm

That's how you rip someone for having no class? I guess people who don't get it don't get that they don't get it.

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FITZCORE1252's picture

January 25, 2010 at 07:47 pm

I don't get it?

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Max's picture

January 28, 2010 at 10:20 am

Ha. I love this guy. He's just what you want after watching a Queens ass pumping... an obnoxious Brent fan!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Bryce's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:37 pm

I knew the old Brett would resurface. It just took until his last pass of the season.

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Jeremiah's Johnson's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:39 pm

Right, and 5 fumbles had nothing to do with it, right aszhole?

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Erik's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:43 pm

You've been here for almost fifteen minutes, just writing crazy stuff and throwing around insults.

Seriously, dude. What the hell?

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Bryce's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:31 pm

You know JJ, the more you talk, the funnier it gets.

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Max's picture

January 28, 2010 at 10:21 am

Jeremiah has some serious mental issues........ he supports the vikings.

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Doug's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:45 pm

The Queens tried to build their megateam, kinda like the Redskins over the last few years. How's that working? Ted Thompson is the big winner today. The Pack may not have made it as far, but they made it just as far with Brent two years ago and with a younger team. Our best years are ahead of us. All the Queens got is a whack-a-mole QB who may or may not retire and sub-par backup QB's who have had their confidence battered by not being able to compete for the job.

Go Pack Go!

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Jeremiah's Johnson's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:54 pm

That makes absolutely NO sense, moron....

The VIKINGS smacked the lame ass Packers down TWICE like a bitch...

The SHOULD have been in the SB if not for 6 fumbles....

You guys suck, and I laugh..

I will never root for the Packers as long as that lame ass faggot is running the team--Ted Thompson.

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Doug's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:05 pm

The SHOULD have been in the SB if not for 6 fumbles….

LMFAO

Brett stuck it to the Pack, then he stuck it to his own legacy, completing Peterson's work toward that end. Go ahead, Viqueen. You can have him next year too!

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FITZCORE1252's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:26 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Alex's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:42 pm

LOL at whack-a-mole.

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Scott's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:48 pm

Jerrimiah, sounds like someone that should be wearing purple and yellow.

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Mr. Bacon's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:54 pm

This season is now a success for Packers fans.

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Alex's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:42 pm

BACON!

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Mr. Bacon's picture

January 24, 2010 at 11:27 pm

Alex, Rodgers is coming back for a 6th season. Break out the Drums!

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Jeremiah's Johnson's picture

January 24, 2010 at 09:59 pm

FAVRE > PACKERS....

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Jersey Al's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:06 pm

FAVRE + VIKINGS = FAIL

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PackersRS's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:10 pm

Second to that! The most choker qb with the most choker franchise.

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FITZCORE1252's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:27 pm

RS,

Tru dat, match made in heaven!

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Jeremiah's Johnson's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:01 pm

HOW DID YOU FEEL THIS YEAR, PACK FANS..WITH RODGERS CHOKING ON COCK IN ARIZONA?

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FITZCORE1252's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:30 pm

AAAAAAAHAHA,

You're such a WHINY little BITCH! SCRUBS like you make me laugh! The world needs SCRUBS, so us NON-SCRUBS appreciate how awesome not being SCRUBS is!

Oh yeah, almost forgot... YOU ARE A SCRUUUUB!

GBP 4 LIFE

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PackersRS's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:10 pm

Here's a little nugget if you don't know.

Favre's last pass:

As a Falcon - INT

As a Packer - INT

As a Jet - INT

As a Viking - INT

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Jeremiah's Johnson's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:15 pm

You're a lying piece of shit, PackersRS..(but that's no surprise, all Packer fans are!)

Favre's last pass as a Jet = 4 yds.

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Bryce's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:33 pm

No, actually, that's wrong. He threw a pick against the Dolphins. Look it up...adam schefter's twitter page.

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Hofschneider's picture

January 25, 2010 at 08:57 am

<blockquote cite="comment-7603">

<strong><a href="#comment-7603" rel="nofollow">Jersey Al</a></strong>: “land of a thousand lakes and zero super bowls!!!!”
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Really? 4 yds. That changes evrything. Are you serious? 4yds. Wow...

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PKRBKR's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:18 pm

If Favre wasn't wearing Purple I would have thought it was 2007. Hope the 'queens "fans" enjoyed this season, with T-Jack and Sage battling for starting QB next year :)

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Doug's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:21 pm

Does Va-J-J need some salve or something? It's not like the Vikes have a long history of sucking when it mattered most. Oh wait. Wasn't it the very first missed FG of the season that sent the Falcons to the SB over the Vikes? And let's not forget Dallas a friggin' generation ago. And the pushout that gave the Cards the win over the Vikes and gave the Division to the Pach on Week 17. And... well... Vikings suck. They may do better in Los Angeles though. You know, because of their stadium conflict and all.

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IronMan's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:38 pm

I hope people respect me as being objective throughout the whole Favre thing. I don't hate anyone. I call it like it is. And Favre Choked. Period.

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Alex's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:41 pm

I have to admit IronMan having known you for so long, and how big of a Favre fan you were, that you are probably the most objective fan out there.

You are right, he choked just like we watched over and over again for years. But, you have to admit it was fun watching it.

You are the only guy I know who can still separate the two, so that's impressive. Not as impressive as that bikini girl picture though.

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IronMan's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:48 pm

It was a lot less stressful to watch that's for sure. And yeah, the Bikini Girls pretty much kick ass.

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Bryce's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:45 pm

Wait, this just in, Favre just retired.

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Bryce's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:45 pm

Oh wait, he came back again.

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Bryce's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:46 pm

Oh, no, nope, now he says he's going to wait until training camp is over and then he'll decide.

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Alex's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:46 pm

Now he wants a trade.

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Bryce's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:54 pm

Haha. No, he doesn't just want it, he demands it.

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IronMan's picture

January 24, 2010 at 10:51 pm

Favre wants to sign with the Lions, so he can stick it to the Vikings.

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FITZCORE1252's picture

January 24, 2010 at 11:11 pm

LOL, NICE!

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jeremiah's picture

January 25, 2010 at 07:48 pm

i just laughed out loud. that is awesome. this has been a funny read, i must continue...

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FITZCORE1252's picture

January 24, 2010 at 11:03 pm

FYI - Pack 66 on CHTV is Jeremiahs Jockstrap on Packerslounge! You can change your ID, but you can't hide... SCRUUUUB! AAAAHAHA

GBP 4 LIFE

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smlutz's picture

January 24, 2010 at 11:11 pm

P@ck66 has been a douche for a very long time, and will continue to be a douche. People remember you P@ck66, you and your rather odd gay love affair you've had for Brett Favre all the way back to when packerforum.com was a site worth visiting. Grow up buddy...

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IronMan's picture

January 24, 2010 at 11:23 pm

We need to get Jeremiahs Johnson on Around the Lounge.

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FITZCORE1252's picture

January 24, 2010 at 11:43 pm

Must see TV.

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Jeremiah&#039;s Johnson's picture

January 25, 2010 at 04:47 am

Viking fans aren't bitter, pathetic, jerkoffs....like you guys are.

They realize this was a team loss.

You don't fumble the ball 6 times, you win the game.

Favre didn't choke either, a-hole.

He made a bad decision and didn't have enuff zip on the ball because he was smack around all game and was exhausted. It happens.

But the Vikings had that game won, but the TEAM choked on cock....JUST LIKE THE PACKER TEAM (AND COACHES) DID IN THE NFCCG AGAINST THE GIANTS...

HAVE FUN NEVER MAKING IT AS FAR AS THE VIKES DID LAST NIGHT WITH ERIN RODGERS AND TEDDY-BOY, THE GAY WONDER...

It's because of aszholes like you guys why I can't be a Packer fan, anymore....

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Erik's picture

January 25, 2010 at 10:15 am

I think I'm starting to understand this kid. He loves the attention. He loves that we're all here pointing and laughing at him, that has to be the reason he came here almost the moment Heartly kicked that field goal. He wants to be showered with attention. His brain has long lost the ability to distinguish, or care, about the difference between negative and positive attention.

Most likely because he sucks too much to ever get positive attention. He can't go to a Vikings site and be the center of attention because he has nothing worthwhile to say. His opinions are, at best, recycled, and at worst inane and hateful. He's got nothing to contribute and so he just fades into the background noise.

But at Packers Lounge he is a god among men in his mind, everyone pays attention to what he says. Never mind we think he's a homophobic piece of crap that knows virtually nothing of the sport he claims to love and the teams he claims to watch. He just knows we'll laugh and point and look at him.

And that's all this poor failure of boy wants at this point in his life. Attention.

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Bryce's picture

January 25, 2010 at 09:01 pm

Good psychoanalysis Erik, I have to concur.

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Erik's picture

January 26, 2010 at 09:49 am

Thanks, Bryce. But I'm starting to doubt myself in that I don't think anyone this crazy and stupid exists. I think it might be Alex doing his best Favre-first homer impression for our entertainment &lt;.&lt;

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tuck's picture

January 25, 2010 at 07:23 am

Hahaha this is great stuff! I feel vindicated.

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Franklin Hillside's picture

January 25, 2010 at 08:38 am

I think the homophobic slurs really make his arguments work. I totally believe him now.

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RonLC's picture

January 25, 2010 at 02:48 pm

Daddy, why are ViQueen fans always so vile, disgusting, moronic, foul mouthed, stupid Pigs? " I don't know Virginia, it must be something to do with the foul air they breath in the Dumpty Dome."

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January 25, 2010 at 05:31 pm

As well as Brent played at times during the season and throughout some of that game I thought there was a pretty good chance that he'd finally make it to one more Super Bowl, as the game played itself out (the Saints did not play well, but it's hard to lose when you get turnover after turnover handed to you) but he just can't help himself I guess. It's a pretty basic rule for QBs (not that he's ever cared) DON'T THROW LATE OVER THE MIDDLE. Damn! I'm glad it wasn't in a Packers uniform this time!

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packerhq.net's picture

January 25, 2010 at 07:43 pm

Alex IP ban his sorry ass....good grief !

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January 25, 2010 at 07:52 pm

oh that whole thing was so fantastic. every moment of that game, seeing the most prolific choking team, led by the most prolific choking QB scre it up time after time after time.

and now getting to revel in the pain and anguish, and clear self-hatred in SOMEONES posts and of vikings fans around the nation...oh it;s almost too much excitement.

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Max's picture

January 28, 2010 at 10:24 am

It's been fun. Favre sucks. The Vikings are pathetic. And Jared Allen smells like big foots dick.

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vikesrule's picture

January 30, 2010 at 03:37 am

<blockquote cite="comment-7704">

<strong><a href="#comment-7704" rel="nofollow">Max</a></strong>: .. And Jared Allen smells like big foots dick.

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Hmmm....interesting that you are so intimately familiar with the aroma of Big Foot's johnson.

Alex, you have some serious writing skills my cheesehead amigo, but your preoccupation with the Vikings makes one ponder.....does Alex really harbor a deep seated desire to be a Vikings fan?
It is understandable, wanting to be a fan of the NFCN champs vs a fan of the NFCN 2nd place team....a.k.a. the 1st losers.

Just give me a shout, and I will be more that happy to assist you in this most noble endeavor.

:)

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