There’s a very good chance I am killed (or tackled to the ground) for spilling the beans on the secret brotherhood known as “The Church of Kampman.”
Mike McCarthy let it slip this past weekend during a press conference.
The secret is out.
Kampman leading the Mass. But this isn’t a Catholic Mass or any other denomination you’ve heard of. No, Aaron was leading Mass for the Church of Kampman.
There isn’t much known about the church but I will share with you what I have gathered over the years.
To be initiated into the brotherhood, Aaron Kampman himself must bless you by tackling you and driving you into the ground.
Kampman blesses Charlie Frye
Supposedly every off the field incident involving offensive players getting into fights or shootouts have been battles waged on by the Church of Kampman.
Plaxico Burress did NOT shoot himself in the leg. Come on, how stupid would someone have to be to do that? The truth is the Church retaliated against him for making Al Harris look like a fool in the conference championship in 2008. So when you hear about a running back having an “accident” you can rest assured – it was the Church.
Rumors flew years ago that the church of Scientology threatened to sue the church of Kampman and Aaron Kampman personally beat the crap out every alien worshipping nutjob in the building.
The church meets 74 days out of the year.
Instead of referring to the year as 2009 A.D. they refer to it as 2009 A.K.
On May 3rd, 2009 A.K. the Church added two new members, Clay Matthews III and B.J. Raji.