I hate the Vikings.

No, I mean it. I really, really, really hate the Vikings, no matter how much Brett Favre tells me their mascot is actually a really nice guy from Wisconsin. (See here)

Top 5 Reasons I Hate the Vikings:

One: That (expletive deleted) horn they play when they score.

Two: The fact that Brad Childress would not even give Thompson the courtesy of  an interview after meeting with the Vikings for the vacant head coaching job, supposedly because the Vikings were in better shape personnel-wise.

Three: Darren Sharper, Ryan Longwell, and Robert Ferguson.

Four: They play in Minnesota.

Five: Oh, and they suck.